hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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