Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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