last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Come share oat with me in your robe
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Randomize
