dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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