my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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