Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
Randomize
