it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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