im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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