You're earring is so big in my mouth
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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