What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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