She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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