Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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