My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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