dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
