I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
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A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
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Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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