She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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