We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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