when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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