is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
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This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
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how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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