Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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