is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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