Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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