Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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