winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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