if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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