was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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