I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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