NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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