Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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