The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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