Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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