So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
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