that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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