where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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