Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
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From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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