i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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