you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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