I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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