Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
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I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
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"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
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