The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
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