How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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