The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
