its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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