Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
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He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky