Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
her vagine was all disorganized.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
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Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
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We have started to decorate penises.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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