so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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