I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
