Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
