Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
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he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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