ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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