Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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