it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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