dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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